http://www.gonemagazine.net If you think you've hit rock bottom, you haven't read our magazine. Mon, 03 Aug 2009 13:25:21 +0000 http://backend.userland.com/rss092 en [caption id="attachment_306" align="alignnone" width="355" caption="Hopefully the film won't be as busy."][/caption] Brett Ratner, purveyor of such fine films as Rush Hour and Madonna:The Video Collection 93-99, just got his dirty little hands on 'Youngblood', the Rob Liefeld written comic book series held by Image. Ratner sees the the book, about super ... http://www.gonemagazine.net/?p=304 [caption id="attachment_300" align="alignnone" width="150" caption="Universal presents a horrifying ride to hell: Candy Land. Summer 2010    "][/caption] Variety reports that the Mensa Academy, er uhm, I mean Univeral Pictures, are planning on bringing the infamous board game Candy Land to the big screen. Ethan Cohen (not that Ethan Cohen) is set to ... http://www.gonemagazine.net/?p=299 So who is this guy? He's not listed in the cast as of yet and USA Today says that Joseph Gordon Levitt is playing multiple roles, including Cobra Commander. He also said something about prosthetics and how the producers didn't want to go with the original look because it ... http://www.gonemagazine.net/?p=294 [caption id="attachment_283" align="alignnone" width="202" caption="Nothing Screams Boring Like A 3-D Trip To The Grocery Store"][/caption] When I heard that the powers that be (Lionsgate) were remaking an obscure slasher film from the eighties (a week before it came out) and it was in 3-D I casually lost my shit. 3-D is ... http://www.gonemagazine.net/?p=210 As most of you know, I have an unhealthy obsession with Terry Gilliam, so the news I present today has sent me into all sorts of spasms. We've known for awhile that The Imaginarium Of Dr. Parnasus, Heath Ledger's official last picture, has been steadily moving forward with IMDB telling ... http://www.gonemagazine.net/?p=212 Below I give my predictions for the 81st Annual Academy Awards with my own thoughts on the whys and how's of it all. Enjoy. BEST ACTOR: MICKEY ROURKE for THE WRESTLER WHY: Now I have yet to see The Wrestler and normally this would make me hesitate to say anything about it, but then ... http://www.gonemagazine.net/?p=201 A bunch of fucked up kids started a band. The most caustic, kamikaze, fucked up band you could ever imagine. Gather ‘round, children, to hear their tale of sleeping under coffee tables, huffing gasoline and fucking fat chicks. Reeeeeally fat chicks. Listen up kids, for I tell the truth. (The following ... http://www.gonemagazine.net/?p=189 The logical explanation was, of course, that we were hearing an animal in the leaves and brush of the woods.  Logic, however, does not often come into the mind of an eleven year old.  Ruled by impulse and imagination, I knew that there was someone in the woods who was ... http://www.gonemagazine.net/?p=187 The zombie movie is a dying breed. Romero and Fulci conquered it and now scavengers like Danny Boyle and Zack Snyder try to reanimate the corpse that once was. The zombie film is a powerful expression of our instinctual fears. Something you can’t reason with or communicate to. A primal ... http://www.gonemagazine.net/?p=185 The Setup “I hate that phrase,” our pal Jake used to say back in the ‘90s.  “The only time anyone ever says, ‘it’s all good’ is when something sucks.  If it sucks, say it fucking sucks, dammit.” And for the most part, Jake was right, and still is.  A typical use of ... http://www.gonemagazine.net/?p=183