Gone Magazine

3-D can’t save a shitty movie.

The Zero Theorem, Don Quixote, Dr. Parnassus and me.

Just because you made Zodiac, Mr. Fincher, it doesn’t give you the right to shit on my eyes.

The logical explanation was, of course, that we were hearing an animal in the leaves and brush of the woods.  Logic, however, does not often come into the mind of an eleven year old.  Ruled by impulse and imagination, I knew that there was someone in the woods who was out to get me, and [...]

The Setup
“I hate that phrase,” our pal Jake used to say back in the ‘90s.  “The only time anyone ever says, ‘it’s all good’ is when something sucks.  If it sucks, say it fucking sucks, dammit.”
And for the most part, Jake was right, and still is.  A typical use of the phrase back then would [...]

This southern favorite is simple and tasty, gather up your kids (baby goats) and get to munchin!
You will need one glass mason jar with lid and ring for every 4 bananas
1 half gallon white vinegar
4 bananas cut in half and peeled
¼ cup of chopped bay leaf
¼ cup red juniper berries
1 12-pack pbr bottles
Clean and cut [...]

Let’s say you’re flipping channels and you happen upon the opening scene of a film. It’s grainy and black and white. A man walks into a detective’s office and says, “I want to report a murder.” “Who was murdered?” asks the detective. “I was,” answers the man.
So, do you say to yourself this film is [...]

There is a delicious irony in the fact that one of the most important insights into American politics was inadvertently revealed by the Bush Administration.
Apparently without the knowledge of the higher-ups, the National Science Foundation funded a psychological study which was published by the American Psychological Association in 2003 as the paper, “Political Conservatism as [...]

Did you know that Virginia’s official state bird and state tree are listed as “urgently endangered” by the National Wildlife Foundation? That’s because global warming is changing our planet enough to alter migration patterns and growing seasons. That’s the reality we face. There’s little debate that climate change and other environmental issues are critical to [...]

The summer movie season if finally over and we’re left with a lot to think about. For all the pessimists there’s the impending film drought, but there is one thing to be excited about: another Spoiler Alert!!!
Warner Brothers has announced that a new Superman picture is in development. Apparently ignoring Brian Singer’s attempt, as most [...]