Gone Magazine

Brett Ratner, purveyor of such fine films as Rush Hour and Madonna:The Video Collection 93-99, just got his dirty little hands on ‘Youngblood’, the Rob Liefeld written comic book series held by Image. Ratner sees the the book, about super powered humans working for the government, as big screen business for some strange reason. From [...]

Variety reports that the Mensa Academy, er uhm, I mean Univeral Pictures, are planning on bringing the infamous board game Candy Land to the big screen. Ethan Cohen (not that Ethan Cohen) is set to write with Kevin Lima directing. Why, you ask? I couldn’t even begin to explain.

So who is this guy? He’s not listed in the cast as of yet and USA Today says that Joseph Gordon Levitt is playing multiple roles, including Cobra Commander. He also said something about prosthetics and how the producers didn’t want to go with the original look because it was too much like a [...]

3-D can’t save a shitty movie.

The Zero Theorem, Don Quixote, Dr. Parnassus and me.

Just because you made Zodiac, Mr. Fincher, it doesn’t give you the right to shit on my eyes.

The zombie movie is a dying breed. Romero and Fulci conquered it and now scavengers like Danny Boyle and Zack Snyder try to reanimate the corpse that once was. The zombie film is a powerful expression of our instinctual fears. Something you can’t reason with or communicate to. A primal extension of ourselves, something we [...]

The summer movie season if finally over and we’re left with a lot to think about. For all the pessimists there’s the impending film drought, but there is one thing to be excited about: another Spoiler Alert!!!
Warner Brothers has announced that a new Superman picture is in development. Apparently ignoring Brian Singer’s attempt, as most [...]

As a collector of the finer arts sometimes a deal is
too good to beat. Be it thrift store VHS rack, pawn
shop “MISC.” pile, or, in this case, the dollar movie
rack at the conglomerate, world devouring super chain
of this writer’s choice. A less astute buyer would
have given this gem a mere glance while asking a
Mexican janitor [...]

I remember watching Twin Peaks when it first came on. I believe it was the first episode even.  Not only would it be the first work of David Lynch I would see, it would also be the last, until I was a good bit older. I don’t know if my mom got the show, but [...]