Gone Magazine

Brett Ratner, purveyor of such fine films as Rush Hour and Madonna:The Video Collection 93-99, just got his dirty little hands on ‘Youngblood’, the Rob Liefeld written comic book series held by Image. Ratner sees the the book, about super powered humans working for the government, as big screen business for some strange reason. From [...]

Variety reports that the Mensa Academy, er uhm, I mean Univeral Pictures, are planning on bringing the infamous board game Candy Land to the big screen. Ethan Cohen (not that Ethan Cohen) is set to write with Kevin Lima directing. Why, you ask? I couldn’t even begin to explain.

So who is this guy? He’s not listed in the cast as of yet and USA Today says that Joseph Gordon Levitt is playing multiple roles, including Cobra Commander. He also said something about prosthetics and how the producers didn’t want to go with the original look because it was too much like a [...]

3-D can’t save a shitty movie.

The Zero Theorem, Don Quixote, Dr. Parnassus and me.

Just because you made Zodiac, Mr. Fincher, it doesn’t give you the right to shit on my eyes.

The summer movie season if finally over and we’re left with a lot to think about. For all the pessimists there’s the impending film drought, but there is one thing to be excited about: another Spoiler Alert!!!
Warner Brothers has announced that a new Superman picture is in development. Apparently ignoring Brian Singer’s attempt, as most [...]

People fast for a variety of different reasons.  The top three, from what I’ve read, are spirituality, health and as a form of protest.
I decided to do a 4-5 day juice fast to help me quit smoking.  What does fasting have to do with smoking?  I don’t know, maybe nothing.  In the process of denying [...]

Now I’m no conspiracy theorist but after smelling and tasting Richards Wild Irish Rose I became convinced that there is indeed a government plot to utterly destroy the homeless by supplying them with large quantities of neatly packed poison.  The bottle itself (350ml) is a slender design that fits almost too well in the back [...]