As Long As They Leave Valiant Alone I’ll Be Cool
Brett Ratner, purveyor of such fine films as Rush Hour and Madonna:The Video Collection 93-99, just got his dirty little hands on ‘Youngblood’, the Rob Liefeld written comic book series held by Image. Ratner sees the the book, about super powered humans working for the government, as big screen business for some strange reason. From [...]
Alright Universal, You’re On Watch
Variety reports that the Mensa Academy, er uhm, I mean Univeral Pictures, are planning on bringing the infamous board game Candy Land to the big screen. Ethan Cohen (not that Ethan Cohen) is set to write with Kevin Lima directing. Why, you ask? I couldn’t even begin to explain.
And just what the hell is going on with this G. I. Joe movie?
So who is this guy? He’s not listed in the cast as of yet and USA Today says that Joseph Gordon Levitt is playing multiple roles, including Cobra Commander. He also said something about prosthetics and how the producers didn’t want to go with the original look because it was too much like a [...]
MY BLOODY VALENTINE 3-D, or WHATEVER HAPPENED TO THE HORROR FILMS OF OUR YOUTH?
3-D can’t save a shitty movie.
SPOILER ALERT!!! The Terry Gilliam Update Edition
The Zero Theorem, Don Quixote, Dr. Parnassus and me.
UPDATED!!:SPOILER ALERT!!! The Oscar Edition.
Just because you made Zodiac, Mr. Fincher, it doesn’t give you the right to shit on my eyes.
The Brooms
A bunch of fucked up kids started a band. The most caustic, kamikaze, fucked up band you could ever imagine. Gather ‘round, children, to hear their tale of sleeping under coffee tables, huffing gasoline and fucking fat chicks. Reeeeeally fat chicks. Listen up kids, for I tell the truth.
(The following interview was conducted first with [...]
“THEY’RE COMING TO GET YOU BARBRA!”
The zombie movie is a dying breed. Romero and Fulci conquered it and now scavengers like Danny Boyle and Zack Snyder try to reanimate the corpse that once was. The zombie film is a powerful expression of our instinctual fears. Something you can’t reason with or communicate to. A primal extension of ourselves, something we [...]
Spoiler Alert!!! The Stuffed Full Of Facts Edition
The summer movie season if finally over and we’re left with a lot to think about. For all the pessimists there’s the impending film drought, but there is one thing to be excited about: another Spoiler Alert!!!
Warner Brothers has announced that a new Superman picture is in development. Apparently ignoring Brian Singer’s attempt, as most [...]
